1. Rock hammers and horny posters are your biggest friend in prison besides the name Red. Shawshank redemption
2. Baby survives and grows up to be a nerd who needs his best friends to constantly bail him out against a guy with no nose. And after 8 movies hes still a virigin. Harry Potter
3. Dances with wolves but instead its with giant blue people and its 3 and a half hours. Avatar
4. Weird dude with a sweet tooth kills 5 kids all to give away his home and office to the poor kid in the turtle neck. Willy Wonka
5. guy takes 3 hours to build a bomb. bomb goes off. guy regrets building the bomb. Oppenheimer
6. Guy who lives the most incredible life possible doesnt realize it because hes too infatuated with the girl who dies of aids and leaves him as a single father. Forrest Gump
7. Toxic masculinity is on full display as a man starts a club with his imaginary friend but he refuses to talk about it. Fight Club
8. christmas party gets interupted by terrorist but its ok but there was some guy who was pissed off about his impending divorce and he made those terrorists pay. die hard.
9. a layer drinking and driving results in bad hockey players becoming good hockey players. all they needed was a cake eater. mighty ducks
10. a dead detective is blown away when a kid tells him he sees dead people. but since hes a kid no one believes him. 6th sense.

TIE BREAKER: How much money did Mighty Ducks gross? $50,752,337