- Rock hammers and horny posters are your biggest friend in prison besides the name Red. Shawshank redemption
- Baby survives and grows up to be a nerd who needs his best friends to constantly bail him out against a guy with no nose. And after 8 movies hes still a virigin. Harry Potter
- Dances with wolves but instead its with giant blue people and its 3 and a half hours. Avatar
- Weird dude with a sweet tooth kills 5 kids all to give away his home and office to the poor kid in the turtle neck. Willy Wonka
- guy takes 3 hours to build a bomb. bomb goes off. guy regrets building the bomb. Oppenheimer
- Guy who lives the most incredible life possible doesnt realize it because hes too infatuated with the girl who dies of aids and leaves him as a single father. Forrest Gump
- Toxic masculinity is on full display as a man starts a club with his imaginary friend but he refuses to talk about it. Fight Club
- christmas party gets interupted by terrorist but its ok but there was some guy who was pissed off about his impending divorce and he made those terrorists pay. die hard.
- a layer drinking and driving results in bad hockey players becoming good hockey players. all they needed was a cake eater. mighty ducks
- a dead detective is blown away when a kid tells him he sees dead people. but since hes a kid no one believes him. 6th sense.
TIE BREAKER: How much money did Mighty Ducks gross? $50,752,337