Quizzo Questions!

Family Feud

(3 points for the #1 answer. 2 points for the #2 answer. 1 point for the #3 answer)

1. Name something that can never be long enough: 1) Vacation 2) Life 3) A mans penis
2. Name something it takes two to do. 1) Tango/ballroom dance 2) Make a baby 3) lift a heavy object
3. Fill in the blank. I laughed so hard I _____: 1) Peed myself 2) Cried 3) Snorted
4. Which TV Judge would you hate to face in a TV courtroom? 1) Judge Judy 2) Judge Joe Brown 3) Judge Mathis
5. Name something you’d keep in your desk if you were having an office romance. 1) Condoms 2) Picture of spouse 3) Mint/Spray/Gum
6. Name something the bride might throw at her wedding if the groom didn’t show up 1) A hissy fit  2) Ring 3) Flowers/Boquet
7. Name something on a job interview that might make someone think twice about hiring you. 1) How much I’m going to make 2) Vacation/Days off 3) Long Hours?
8. Asked 100 married women; My husband thinks he’s the king of what? 1) House 2) TV Remote 3) The bedroom
9. If a football player loses his cup what might he stuff down his pants for protection. 1) Socks 2) towel 3) his hands
10. If you’re making love outside name an animal that might try to get in on the action. 1) Dog  2) squirrel 3) bear

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