Family Feud
(3 points for the #1 answer, 2 points for the #2 answer. 1 point for the #3 answer)
- Since womens underwear have flowers on it. Name a type of tool that should be on mens underwear. 1) Hammer 2) screwdriver 3)drill
- Your relatives just showed up at your house unannounced. Whats the first thing you do? 1) hide 2) offer food or drinks 3) let them in, give them a hug
- Name a good musical instrument to take up if youre made at your neighbors. 1) drums 2) Horn 3) bagpipes
- Name something a wife hides from her husband until he finished his weekend chores. 1)remote/tv 2) beer 3) herself (if you know what i mean)
- Name a food you swear youve become addicted to 1) chocolate/candy 2) pizza 3) chips
- Other than a women, name something that a man might refer to as a “thing of beauty” 1) car/truck 2) horse 3) art/painting
- Name something that you buy and hope you never have to use. 1) insurrance 2) fire extinguisher 3) gun
- Name something that starts with the word “tax” 1) taxidermy 2) taxi cab 3) tax break
- Name something people search for in the dark 1) lights 2) keys 3) clothes
- Name something a wife does to a piece of chicken that she would like to do to her husband 1)fry/cook/grill him 2) pound/beat 3)bite it
TIE BREAKER: Name a number 1-1,000,000. 3,413