Tinder Profiles
- 38 Year old female. Currently married but he’s nuts so I’m on here for fun. My dad got a guy off for murder which is ironic because you’ll wanna murder that ass. Kim Kardashian
- Male Born in 1882. In a wheel chair but don’t worry ladies, it works. If you’re in a depression I’ve got something that’ll get you out of it. FDR.
- 29 year old female just on here looking for inspiration for my next album. Taylor Swift
- Male born in 1812 on here looking for love. My best asset is in my name. Big fan of Christmas, and I have great expectations for finding a girl on this site. Charles Dickens
- 29 year old male. Honestly don’t have time to date right now because work is kinda of crazy these days. Definitely not available Sundays. Those who know me best call me nine inch nick. Nick Foles
- Female born in 1412. French and damn proud of it. Just because you watch Sabrina and your favorite movie is Hocus Pocus doesn’t mean you’re a witch. Joan of Arc
- 71 year old female. Had a job lined up 2 years ago but it fell through. My husbands constantly on here so I figured I’d also try it out. Enjoys a nice pant suit. Hilary Clinton
- Male born in 1770. Some say im crazy but I prefer genius. Im legit deaf so I’m a great talker but a so so listener. You can tune a piano but you cant tune a fish. Beethoven
- 34 year old female. Kissed a girl and I liked it but back looking for a guy. California girls are just more fun. Katy Perry
- 72 year old man. Was in a stormy relationship but looking for a rebound. Grab what you want, ask permission later. Only swipe right if you have a green card. Donald Trump.
TIE BREAKER: How many passing attempts has Nick Foles made, in the playoffs, throughout his career? 179
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