Family Feud

(3 points for the #1 answer, 2 points for the #2 answer. 1 point for the #3 answer)

1. Since womens underwear have flowers on it. Name a type of tool that should be on mens underwear. 1) Hammer 2) screwdriver 3)drill
2. Your relatives just showed up at your house unannounced. Whats the first thing you do? 1) hide 2) offer food or drinks 3) let them in, give them a hug
3. Name a good musical instrument to take up if youre made at your neighbors. 1) drums 2) Horn 3) bagpipes
4. Name something a wife hides from her husband until he finished his weekend chores. 1)remote/tv 2) beer 3) herself (if you know what i mean)
5. Name a food you swear youve become addicted to 1) chocolate/candy 2) pizza 3) chips
6. Other than a women, name something that a man might refer to as a “thing of beauty” 1) car/truck 2) horse 3) art/painting
7. Name something that you buy and hope you never have to use. 1) insurrance 2) fire extinguisher 3) gun
8. Name something that starts with the word “tax” 1) taxidermy 2) taxi cab 3) tax break
9. Name something people search for in the dark 1) lights 2) keys 3) clothes
10. Name something a wife does to a piece of chicken that she would like to do to her husband 1)fry/cook/grill him 2) pound/beat 3)bite it

TIE BREAKER: Name a number 1-1,000,000. 3,413